Saturday, December 5, 2015

Sunrise with Sea Monsters

by Michael Holmes 

Bernie Sanders is what happens
when every kid gets a trophy

Thinking, we have to stop apologizing
I’m sorry, Johnny Canuck says
for being America

Gynecomastia Doctor Frank Lista
might level the playing field for shirts and skins
but for the Zarley Zalapskis among us
the alphabet’s a life sentence

Those are my skee ball tickets
my innie James Harrison says to my outie
Raymond Babbitt, my CTE and NRA
(my Serious Injury Book is a red book too)
my NPD chickadee, my Macy’s parade

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