Sunrise with Sea Monsters

by Michael Holmes 

Bernie Sanders is what happens

when every kid gets a trophy

Thinking, we have to stop apologizing

I’m sorry, Johnny Canuck says

for being America

Gynecomastia Doctor Frank Lista

might level the playing field for shirts and skins

but for the Zarley Zalapskis among us

the alphabet’s a life sentence

Those are my skee ball tickets

my innie James Harrison says to my outie

Raymond Babbitt, my CTE and NRA

(my Serious Injury Book is a red book too)
my NPD chickadee, my Macy’s parade